ʻO kahi ʻekolu me nā kaikamahine ʻelua he kumuhana maikaʻi loa no ke kāne maoli. A ʻoi aku ka nani o nā kaikamahine ʻelua e like me kēia. Nui ka makemake o nā brunettes, wehe lākou iā lākou iho, hoʻonāukiuki i ke kāne ponoʻī, ʻike maopopo lākou i kā lākou makemake. He akua ka mimi ʻelua, hoʻokahi moa e omo ana a me nā kinipōpō ʻē aʻe. I loko koke o ka anus me ka haki ʻole, ʻaʻole hiki i nā mea a pau. Aloha au i ka wā e ʻike ai nā kaikamahine a ʻaʻole pono i nā ʻōlelo aʻoaʻo.
He mōʻī wahine wahine wale nō ka wahine! Ke kū pololei, hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻike i kona hoʻomalu manuahi ʻana i nā ʻiʻo o ka mua a me ka anus! A ʻo kēia me ka ʻoiaʻiʻo ua hoʻomohala maikaʻi ʻia ka mua a me ka anus. A ʻo ke ʻano o ke kino hoʻowalewale, ʻaʻole hiki ke hilinaʻi ʻia kona mau umauma i ka nui a me ke ʻano. ʻO ia ke ʻano nui aʻu e makemake ai i ka wahine nui! ʻAʻole he mauna o ka ʻiʻo ʻole a me ka momona, akā he wahine nui me nā ʻano nani. Ua pili au iā ia no ka hapalua makahiki, ʻaʻole hiki ke poina iā ia! A ʻoiaʻiʻo ma hope o kēlā me nā wahine wiwi e like me kēlā ʻaʻole wau i hopu!