He kumu nui maoli ka negro, ʻaʻole ia he mea hilahila i kona lāhui! Akā, no kekahi kumu, ʻaʻole ʻo ia e hoʻāliʻi i ka lede wahine. A i ʻole ʻo ia wale nō ka nui o ka lawe ʻana a ua māʻona wale ke kanaka i nā mea a pau? He mea ʻakaʻaka i ka wā e paheʻe ai ka moena me ka wahine ma luna o ka papahele mai nā pahu ikaika a kahi Negro! A he mea hoihoi naʻe, ʻo ka nui o ka uʻi o nā wahine i ka wili ʻia. He nani loa ia mai ka ʻaoʻao!
He mea paʻi kiʻi ʻino, ka paparazzi. Komo mai i loko o ka lanai a kokoke e hoʻokomo i ka lens i loko o ka ʻiʻo o ka moa. A e moe ana ʻo ia ma laila me ka noʻonoʻo ʻana, "No ke aha lā kaʻu kāne ʻaʻole e kamaʻilio? Malia paha he mea hoʻopunipuni. Shit, pono kaua e pani i na paku!
Ma ke alanui, ma ka honua, ua hoʻopaʻa ʻia kahi mama titty i kāna hoa. Ua aloha ʻo ia iā ia, a laila iā ia iho, a laila hoʻonoho i kāna ʻiʻo momona ma hope.