ʻO kahi lumi ʻulaʻula, kahi kukui uila a me kahi wahine momona i loko o kahi pale ʻeleʻele, me nā pepeiao pōpoki. Ua hohola ʻia kona mau wāwae a e kali ana e hoʻopaʻi ʻia. ʻAʻole anei kēia ka mea e moeʻuhane ai kēlā me kēia kāne macho ʻino, ʻaʻole anei kēia ka mea nānā i kona lolo e noʻonoʻo ai? ʻO kona mau panties e lele ana mai kona waha e hoʻokūpaʻa wale i kona hoʻohaʻahaʻa. Hoʻokuʻu ʻia ʻo ia i loko o ke ala a pau me ka ʻuhū, akā ʻo wai ka mea e minamina iā ia? ʻO kāna mau hooters e lele ana mai kēlā ʻaoʻao a i kēia ʻaoʻao, e paʻi ikaika ana kāna moa ʻāwili i kona lua pulu. A ʻaʻohe ala ʻē aʻe me ka pipi - pono ʻo ia e hoʻolohe me ke akahai i nā kauoha āpau a ka haku!
Laki no ke kanaka - i kēia manawa ua hele ʻo ia mai kahi wanker i kahi lio. ʻO ia, ma ke ʻano he wahine, mahalo ʻo ia i kona hanohano, a ma ke ʻano he uʻi, ʻaʻole hiki iā ia ke pale aku i ka hoʻowalewale e lawe i kāna pepa i loko o kona waha. I kēia manawa, e hahau ana ʻo ia i kona mama i kēlā me kēia lā, a e lawe ana ʻo ia i kāna ʻū ma kona papalina. Hauʻoli lā!