ʻO ke ʻano o koʻu ʻike ʻana, ʻaʻole maikaʻi ka moa. ʻO ka ʻōpū i loko o nā ʻāpana ʻino, nā kaha kikoʻī ma kona ʻūhā, ka hoki lopsided. Koe na'e kona u'i nani. ʻAʻole hiki iaʻu ke haʻi iā ʻoe i ke ʻano o ke alo, akā hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻike i ke ʻano ʻino o kāna anus. No laila, ʻano nani ka waha hana o ka lede, ʻaʻohe mea ʻē aʻe!
A he aha ka nīnauele hana, e hoʻomanaʻo ana i kahi nīnauele hana no ke kākau ʻōlelo o ka haku! Pono wau e hāʻawi aku iā ʻoe - ua hana maikaʻi ka lede, inā ua lawe ʻo ia i ka hana ma ke ʻano he kākau ʻōlelo. ʻOiai, ʻoiaʻiʻo, ʻaʻole maikaʻi loa kāna mau ʻū!
ʻO ka mea nui, ʻo n*gritoska kokoke i nā manawa a pau e hoʻopaʻa ʻia kāna mea aloha me kona lima