Laki ka makuakāne i ka hoʻi ʻana mai ka hana! A ʻo kāna mau kaikamāhine he ʻano slutty, akā ua ʻike pū lākou i ka moekolohe. Aloha au i ka wā ʻaʻole moe nā kaikamāhine e like me ka lāʻau, akā e hana pono i nā mea āpau. Laki ka hoao ana i ka hoki paa no ka hanohano. ʻO kēia mau uʻi ʻelua ka moeʻuhane o kēlā me kēia kāne, ʻike lākou i ka mea e hana ai, ʻaʻole pono lākou i nā ʻōlelo aʻo. Nui ka hauʻoli, hauʻoli nā mea a pau!
He mea paʻi kiʻi ʻino, ka paparazzi. Komo mai i loko o ka lanai a kokoke e hoʻokomo i ka lens i loko o ka ʻiʻo o ka moa. A e moe ana ʻo ia ma laila me ka noʻonoʻo ʻana, "No ke aha lā kaʻu kāne ʻaʻole e kamaʻilio? Malia paha he mea hoʻopunipuni. Shit, pono kaua e pani i na paku!
ʻO Diane, nani ʻoe.